Apex of modern hygiene or dastardly contraption of the esoteric East?

Has the early pandemic hoarding phenomenon or eco-mindedness forced your hand from the roll in which we were raised?

Crap.

Waffles for mild sexual stimulation purposes.

I misread as “The Biden Seat.”

It’s the same thing, right?

I have one. It’s great. The first literal not crap vote I’ve made.

Bidets are great! (considering all contraptions here, not just a standalone unit) Gets your biz way cleaner.

Bidets are awesome, but nothing is more lame and boring to me than when all your 40-something friends get into cheap aftermarket bidet attachments at the same time.
ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYBODY IS TRYING TO TELL YOU YOU'VE BEEN POOPING WRONG.

Major CRAP vote for the tushy and squaty potty and all these goofy products.
There is nothing stopping you from hugging your knees or washing your asshole normally (unless you're afraid of touching your own asshole).

The argument about saving toilet paper is also kind of silly.
What is more wasteful; wiping shit with post-consumer paper products, in an era when more trees are planted than cut, OR blasting a tonne of extra water at your anus?
Do you not dry your ass with toilet paper after anyway?

My only waffle is the added value of the tushy for those who menstruate.

I like that FM brownreasontolive has such a passionate opinion on such things.

NC obvs. Who on earth won't enjoy a cheeky tickle even if they dry with TP anyway?

brownreasontolive wrote: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:18 am What is more wasteful; wiping shit with post-consumer paper products, in an era when more trees are planted than cut, OR blasting a tonne of extra water at your anus?

That we use potable water to wash our butts (and rest of our bodies) and flush our toilets is definitely first world crap.

i've only ever used one in a hotel in Japan, and it is the best thing ever.

I've looked at them for home but can't bring myself to spend the money on something so inessential, but someday...