Which is the least gross?

Candy corn is okay in low doses, as accompaniment-treat, with other stuff. It pads out a trick-or-treater's bounty. (That's the dumbest sentence I have ever typed.)

Peeps are better suited to being consumed on their own. They're more toward the exceptional, and more filling, but also technically more gross/inordinate.


Peeps win, but could never make a habit of them.

DaveA wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:19 pm Candy corn is okay in low doses, as accompaniment-treat, with other stuff. It pads out a trick-or-treater's bounty.

"Padding Out a Trick-or-Treater's Bounty" could be a Guided by Voices song.

I don’t mind candy corn in extremely limited doses. As in, three pieces, tops.

Peeps are gross.

Candy corn wins, but still, ick.

candy corn. If we're into full Kenny mode, the series goes like this: candy corn < Indian corn< the pumpkins made of candy corn stuff.

Peeps have to have the proper amount of staleness. Super fresh, they are way too soft and don't have the right "bite" to them. I have in the past concocted an Easter dessert item I call Peeps Pie, which is awesome. Make you a crumb crust with chocolate waffers. Make a good strawberry bombe (basically crushed strawberries, whipped cream, some gelatin for thickening). Slice some Peeps in half the long way to make them thinner. Put some bombe on the crust, then a layer of yer thin Peeps, then more bombe, then another layer of peeps on top. Refrigerate it so it all sets up.

Oh god. BURN IT ALL DOWN.

Peeps are good, as long as they’re fresh. It’s just marshmallows and dyed granulated sugar. Candy corn is an offense to all that is right in the candy world.

Definitely peeps. Candy corn is vile.

tommy wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 12:22 pm Oh god. BURN IT ALL DOWN.

this is the only sensible response
(+ circus peanuts)