Das Melvins.

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I tell you this 7x7 times for a total of 2401 characters and 49 spaces.

I'm with the monkey on this one. Definitely not crap. Not even close.

With the hog-not crap, no way

Didn't really like them, then a friend turned me loose on the early melvins ('gluey porch'/'ozma'/'bullhead')-a few of the 7"'s, flipper, alice cooper covers ('ballad of dwight frye') the twenty minute plus doom jam, the kiss-esque solo albums...

It's funny that Dale Crover's only job before joining the Melvins was selling pot

Melvins: "not crap" is a grotesque understatment.
Fantomas on the other hand... pure crap

NOT CRAP, no contest at all.
Not everything they've done is great, some is annoying, but most is at least good to very good, and some is absolutely excellent.

They've never been afraid to try new things, but have remained close to what makes them who they are.

-C.

very easily not crap. i've been wearing out my melvins records lately, in fact.

Absolutely NOT crap.

not crap in any way, shape, or form.