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by joshsolberg_Archive
I'm a lawyer, and I'm an LA native. Based solely on those two facts, I imagine that you could all guess that my vote is NOT CRAP, even though I don't use the stuff. I like it for the nicknames:
Coke
Toot
Blow
Columbian marching powder
Besides, it's not meth. In this part of the country, any drug that's not meth is not crap.
(A funny story about coke and meth: I was interning at the public defender's office in Riverside, CA, one of the main centers in the U.S. for methamphetamine production. Pretty much everybody that gets busted for drugs in Riverside is a meth head. Well, so I was working in dope court, talking to a defendant up on felony drug possession charges. I looked at his toxicology screen: cocaine. "Cocaine?" I asked the guy, "You must not be from Riverside."
"No," he responded, "I'm from LA. How'd you know?"
"Because you're not a tweaker, dude."
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