So fucking terrible...

CRAP

John W. wrote:

I hate this fucker.

He's a good tennis player.

Holy shit! The Kowalczyk/Agassi connection must've been covered in the "Separated at Birth" thread, no? If not, it should've been. Holy spiritual men, Batman!

The self importance of this singer makes me want to kick people in the balls repeatedly. When i say people i mean ed kowalzyk.

This band annoys me to no end. On the happy side, they're new record is tanking. Schadenfreude...fuck yeah!

Maybe, if there are separate astral planes, one of those dimensions is dedicated to where Crap goes to exist after it's done its time here on Earth, and there, I'd bet is Live's "I, Alone" video playing over and over for eternity to entertain all the other Crap.

Among Crap, Live is a god.

Wood Goblin wrote:At the risk of incurring the wrath of the board, I'll admit that Stone Temple Pilots' "Sour Girl" is a great song. Everything else is as awful as music can get, but "Sour Girl"? Close your eyes, and you'll think you're listening to XTC.

Wow, that's funny because there is this other band called XTC, from Swindon England, that doesn't have one song that sounds like Sour Girl.
What are the chances?

As for Live, I just don't know where to begin.
How can a band this stupid and dumpy looking get the "cute boy" treatment?
How can a band with no soul honestly flirt with Eastern Religion with a straight face?
How can a band that wants to be taken seriously have a bass player that plays on of *those*?

I'm a joiner on this one. Few bands piss me off more than these guys. They make money off of this crud they peddle while my genius friends starve.

In more positive news, my new band, Read, which toooootally rocks, will soon be coming to your town to help you party down.
I'll be rockin' my new 5 string signature bass.
Do any of you have sisters?

-A

alex maiolo wrote:In more positive news, my new band, Read, which toooootally rocks, will soon be coming to your town to help you party down.

Just so I know, is that in the past or present tense?

atdarecook wrote:Their bass player, Slappy, and his crew actually flicked pennies bottle cap-style at my friend's band while they played

1) You're telling me that they were actually Flicking Copper?

2) You're kidding me that their bass player's sobriquet is "Slappy" right? What, does he wear clown shoes and carry a seltzer bottle?
I'm not one to type 'WTF," but seriously man, WTF?

3)Of COURSE this guy has a crew. I'm sure it's just like that show Entourage. I'm sure the "krew" is the Alterna-rock version of the Ask A Close, Personal Friend of Terri Garr woman from The Onion.
"So me and Slappy are hangin' at Juggs the other night and he's telling me about this time he totally did this chick on their bus..."

-A

Lemuel Gulliver wrote:

alex maiolo wrote:In more positive news, my new band, Read, which toooootally rocks, will soon be coming to your town to help you party down.

Just so I know, is that in the past or present tense?

Depends. Do you pronounce Live as if it's an adjective or a verb?

-A

Their popularity is also responsible for the American Idol hopeful Chris Daughtry, a full-featured human clone of the lead singer.

Thanks fucknads, now there's two of 'em.