Comedian: Dane Cook

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Comedian: Dane Cook

Yeah I don't track with this guy either. If he's some kind of funny, its a kind that's off my radar. CRAP.

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
-Winston Churchill

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Comedian: Dane Cook

AAAAAAAARGH wrote:
rocker654 wrote:Can you recommend anyone better? I'm all ears....

How about Louis CK? He is hilarious, one of my favorite comics right now, and Dane Cook happened to steal three different bits from him word for word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETu_fuRXuYQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpaCQKJpE9k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0IV_ZB9CDs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhHyy1dk4gw

Now yer talkin'. That's sum funny shit right thar!

Very excellent!

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Comedian: Dane Cook

23 by HOUSTON_M_Archive

DANE COOK?

Lads, you'd do better yourselves.

This guy reminds me of former classmates and acquaintances who thought that jumping around and making a lot of noise was what constituted a "personality".

When I see Dane Cook "perform" I register movement and sound and that's it; maybe he's trying to distract us from his non-jokes, maybe he just wants attention.

Pure CRAP, no waffles.

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Comedian: Dane Cook

24 by mhannigan_Archive

I once saw a commerical for his standup special where he makes a joke like this...

"YOU REMEMBER THAT GAME PRESS-YOUR-LUCK?!?!? WELL WHAT IF YOU PLAYED IT WHILE A CHICK IS GOING DOWN ON YOU?!? YA KNOW, LIKE WHEN SHE'S DOWN THERE, (slapping motion towards groin) BIG MONEY NO WHAMMIES!!!!"

*stadium of drooling assholes erupt in furious, hard-cock laughter*

This was when I realized that this man needs to DIE.

CRAP

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Comedian: Dane Cook

25 by caix_Archive

At first, I couldn't stand Dane Cook. A friend kept trying to get me into it, but he just wasn't funny. Last tour, we spent listening to comedy albums. Of course, Dane Cook was in there. He was kind of funny, but now he's out-gimmicked himself. Acting like a moron is funny only the first few times.

CRAPPP.

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Comedian: Dane Cook

26 by lemur68_Archive

AAAAAAAARGH wrote:
rocker654 wrote:Can you recommend anyone better? I'm all ears....

How about Louis CK? He is hilarious, one of my favorite comics right now, and Dane Cook happened to steal three different bits from him word for word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETu_fuRXuYQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpaCQKJpE9k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0IV_ZB9CDs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhHyy1dk4gw

That second one belongs in the Embarrassing Moments thread.

sack of smashed assholes_Archive

Comedian: Dane Cook

27 by sack of smashed assholes_Archive

his first special is great. his cd is pretty funny too. his latest stuff is really bad, full circle had only a couple good jokes. what he has going for him is his enthusiasm, and energy he carries with him.

-1,000 100 ft indians coming out of a UFO
-grocery cart how people hate to walk away from them
-everyone has a friend they hate
-somone shit on the coats

those are all pretty hilarious skits.

not crap. waffles for his new material.

ben wrote:I tend to get a little cynical in social situations where I see large groups of people enjoying themselves.

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Comedian: Dane Cook

28 by stevenstillborn_Archive

sack of smashed assholes wrote:not crap. waffles for his new material.

Yeah, I really loved his first special, but Full Circle pretty much blows. Still, on balance NC. Ask me again after his next album.

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Chromodynamic_Archive

Comedian: Dane Cook

29 by Chromodynamic_Archive

After being subjected to this man's stand-up I simply cannot understand the appeal. If I corralled fifty kids with ADHD into a pen and took them all off of their ritalin I am certain I could find a carbon copy of this man and his comedy. Big deal.

etch_Archive

Comedian: Dane Cook

30 by etch_Archive

Fuck this guy, the Salon critique and Marsupialized post pretty much sum it up: he sucks.

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