sixther wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:28 am

biscuitdough wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 10:24 pm If presented with a French Cruller, now impossible to find, fresh and perfect... but the last one, in a workplace breakroom situation, would you sixth it?

I would devour it furtively, like the animal I am.

christ what's wrong with you people? didn't your parents teach you how important it is to share with one another? don't ya'll have kids?

the more unique, rare, and tasty the sweet is, the more inclined you should be to share.

To be fair. It’s a niche appeal donut.

I stand by my statement.

So we're introducing donut rations now? Supply chain bullshit hitting the greater donut world I'm not aware of?

A crucial point of efficiency is to avoid unnecessary if/then statements, and y'all throwing around hypotheticals like motherfuckers throw frisbees at a douchey beach party.

Eat the donut.

I discussed this with a bunch of workmates today. All of them said “If the knife is clean, what’s the big deal?” None of them were concerned with the integrity of the donut. Philistines, all of them.

Dave N. wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:42 pm I discussed this with a bunch of workmates today. All of them said “If the knife is clean, what’s the big deal?” None of them were concerned with the integrity of the donut. Philistines, all of them.

Now I mean this with a lot of respect because you’re a FM so I know you probably rock, but Jesus Christ do you work at a dipshit factory full of people that don’t rock?

sixther wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:28 am don't ya'll have kids?

Nope. Fuck 'em. Might as well be a box of bees to me. I was a kid once, which is possibly a large reason why I chose not to have any.

scene report from yesterday. absolutely savage.

Did someone cut off like a 1/32 from that pink sprinkle bun?

tallchris wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:49 am Did someone cut off like a 1/32 from that pink sprinkle bun?

Yep.

With their teeth.

rsmurphy wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:44 am

scene report from yesterday. absolutely savage.

tallchris wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:49 am Did someone cut off like a 1/32 from that pink sprinkle bun?

Or maybe it just got stuck to another one when it was being made. The horror, the horror