Seconding the Louis CK rec.
I dunno if the YouTube links are to any of his short films, but they are great.
Plus, he gave us Pootie Tang, which is an acquired taste, but quite a funny one.
Comedian: Dane Cook
13AAAAAAAARGH wrote: Dane Cook happened to steal three different bits from him word for word.
Can we get some proof via Youtube?
"That man is a head taller than me.
...That may change."

...That may change."

Comedian: Dane Cook
14skatingbasser wrote:AAAAAAAARGH wrote: Dane Cook happened to steal three different bits from him word for word.
Can we get some proof via Youtube?
http://www.cringehumor.net/temp/danesteals.mp3
Three bits back to back. Practically indisputable. If you can't tell which is original and which is stolen, Dane Cook is the one who yells everything out with no sense of timing.
We are The Fall in the Neighbourhood of Infinity
Comedian: Dane Cook
15holy shit....where did that one positive vote come from?
christ...i'm glad it wasn't from laughing at least
was it from abs?
seriously, you can admit it...
christ...i'm glad it wasn't from laughing at least
was it from abs?
seriously, you can admit it...
Comedian: Dane Cook
18AAAAAAAARGH wrote:skatingbasser wrote:AAAAAAAARGH wrote: Dane Cook happened to steal three different bits from him word for word.
Can we get some proof via Youtube?
http://www.cringehumor.net/temp/danesteals.mp3
Three bits back to back. Practically indisputable. If you can't tell which is original and which is stolen, Dane Cook is the one who yells everything out with no sense of timing.
Oh man. I was a little skeptical after hearing the first clip because that's a pretty common bit. But there's no denying it.
"That man is a head taller than me.
...That may change."

...That may change."

Comedian: Dane Cook
19AAAAAAAARGH wrote:skatingbasser wrote:AAAAAAAARGH wrote: Dane Cook happened to steal three different bits from him word for word.
Can we get some proof via Youtube?
http://www.cringehumor.net/temp/danesteals.mp3
Three bits back to back. Practically indisputable. If you can't tell which is original and which is stolen, Dane Cook is the one who yells everything out with no sense of timing.
Holy spidooly. That is some blatant cocksucking ripoff behavior right there.
I'm amazed! Now he is even lower in my estimation! I did not think this possible!
Comedian: Dane Cook
20I am not homosexual, per se...but I would like to fuck Dane Cook's ass whilst on stage in front of three thousand frothing sorostitutes.....just because I could.
Fuck This Crap.
Fuck This Crap.
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