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Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:07 pm
by rocker654_Archive


Good God. I never looked or behaved that corny.

Corn Factor=10.

Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:09 pm
by hench_Archive

Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:14 pm
by blinduncledallas_Archive
OK. Hench is far and away the best at this little game. Too good!

I've had far more ladies from rock bars than I EVER had in coffee shops.

They hear "cherry pie" by Warrant and they get buck wild!

Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:17 pm
by blinduncledallas_Archive
Eye LUV Hench!

Seriously. Just been listening to your music too! Nice!

MORRRRRE! Give me more!!

Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:55 pm
by hench_Archive

Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:58 pm
by rocker654_Archive
I forgot to mention, I wore a dangling earring at the time. The pattern vaguely resembled a swastika embedded in a circle. A lady at work complained to personnel that she thought I was a Nazi.

Nothing could have been further from the truth. I can't stand Nazis. They typically smell of human grease, shitty beer, dried vomit, and sauerbraten. I guess I'm a racist that way.

Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:10 pm
by hench_Archive
blinduncledallas wrote:A couple of years ago I "met" this girl who "followed" all the hair metal bands around England. She had some stories I can tell you. She was some dirty girl. Very very sexy. The Vince Neil story was the best.



cough up the vince neil story...

Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:07 am
by lemur68_Archive


I unironically and unapologetically love their other single.



Fact: Brian Baker was in this band. Yes, that Brian Baker.

Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:10 am
by etch_Archive
This would be even better if it was truly entitled: "Boyz Gonna are Rock."

Crap Hair metal-Glam on youtube

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:32 am
by lemur68_Archive
Enuff Z'nuff, "New Thing"

Revisiting this, it's actually a decent power-pop song. But the band makes Poison look like the Murder Junkies.

Babylon A.D., "Bang Go the Bells"

Man, I fucking hated these guys. I remember wasting many Saturday night hours sitting through Headbangers' Ball watching and hating dozens of videos from bands like this just so I might catch one good thrash video.