Johnny 13 wrote:I like creamy because I am not evil.

Fucking commie.

The battle of creamy vs. crunchy peanut butter is way too important to be left as a tie.

Therefore, I shall break it with my enthusiastic vote for creamy.

I eat PBJ sandwiches every single day for lunch (Mondays through Friday) and there is no way I could continue to do so if I had to make them with crunchy peanut butter.

Crunchy gives an otherwise unremarkable sandwich some much needed texture. If you want to eat creamy peanut butter with some slithery jelly muck on a couple slices of bread, be my guest, but don't expect me to have any respect for you afterward. The only thing you'll get out of that is a residual hunger and those annoying strawberry seeds stuck between your teeth if you've decided to go down that route. Blech.

The bread--preferably potato or some sort of whole wheat--should be toasted first, then the crunchy goes on one side, then the jelly, be it grape or raspberry or apple or whatever, goes on the other and the two are then brought together in a serendipitous union of crunch and sticky fruit slime which is pleasing to all senses.

Those frozen PB&Js are fucking awful.

Maaiq wrote: Those frozen PB&Js are fucking awful.

Godamned heresy! and Lazy.

Is it an astronaut thing? Like Tang?

Fuck it. It's stupid.


I like it crunchy and smooth.