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by gnangle_Archive
dude, lets transpose the entirety of shellacs discography into our set lists tonight, and then we will go out and get matching jumpsuits and hire ourselves a greyhound(from an abuse shelter of course) then we can eat hot dougs and fart on each other in a really nice studio, of course we then have to find a way to use the same electricity as shellac, (for continuity) so we can really get it right this time. sheeesh its a lot of work keeping up with these guys!Im gonna go upload the entire d.n.a sequence we got of bob weston when he spit on us in a rage at our last records release party, into the super-generator
see who is laughing now fat boy!!!!we will have our shellac simulacrums ready to start uploading free music on the internet any day now , THE MUSIC INDUSTRY MUST BE REBORN!!!!!!hah pathetic shellac nerds, we will steal your heros and you will WORSHIP US!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Some witty and esoteric latin quote like everyone else has.