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Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:09 pm
by alex maiolo_Archive
Foldyourarmsandsaynah wrote:I don't know about the rest of America, but I've been waiting to talk about magic underwear and polygamy for YEARS.


In my case the magic is IN my underwear.

"Thanks, I'll be here all week. Tip your bartenders please, and try the veal."

-A

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:40 pm
by kenoki_Archive
alex maiolo wrote:
Skronk wrote:
galanter wrote:I hear a lot more anti-Mormon bias on this board than I do from conservatives or even conservative evangelicals. (Then again, I hear a lot more general anti-religion bias here overall as well.)



I don't think there's much of an anti-mormon view, as there is an anti-evangelical one.


Exactly. In this thread, and others, my point has been what makes a Mormon's belief any crazier than any other religious person's?
It's all myth that depends on truckloads of faith.

"Can a person walk across a lake?"
"Of course not"
"But you believe Jesus did?"
"Of course I do, he's Jesus!"

Why is this crazier than the Joe Smith story?
It's not.

However, the people in Nebraska won't see it that way. That's all I'm saying.


my thing with mormons being crazier than christians is something like this:

there's a guy who hears voices, considers any girl who talks to him as his steady girlfriend, and thinks he's covered in bees when he's not. there's another guy who hears voices, considers any girl who talks to him as his steady girlfriend, thinks he's covered in bees, humps his dog AND eats shit (all the time). are they both crazy? uh huh. is the latter crazier? i would say so.

the second has everything in common with the first except adds more crazy to already crazy. making it... crazier.

(and i just realized after posting how long ago that dialogue was from. oops.)

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:30 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
To add to this thread, this was in Detroit's Metro Times, from Jack Lessenberry, a great columnist:

lessenberry wrote:If you want to know why he may well have a chance, take a look at the candidate who should logically be the Republican nominee, former Massachusetts Governor — and Detroit native — Mitt Romney. He is far more handsome than Huckabee. He speaks very well, is enormously intelligent, has a picture-perfect family . . . and comes across as an utter robot.

I interviewed him in April, and have seldom spoken to a more calculating machine. The one sincere note that comes across when you talk to Romney is that he really does think he is better than anyone else, period. Just take a look at the interview he gave The Detroit News' Gordon Trowbridge, published online Sunday. Romney was asked about the fact that Huckabee has soared ahead of him in Iowa.

That's not to be taken seriously, the bionic man said. "With the challenges we face, you need somebody who is smart, analytical," he said. "I'm able to take tough issues and analyze them. I like debate, argument, consideration of options. You need to have a deliberative, thoughtful approach."

Romney's supporters have been worried that the public won't accept a Mormon. Their real problem may be, to put it in Star Trek terms, that he is a Vulcan, incapable of human emotion.

This is a guy, after all, who put his Irish Setter Seamus in a cage on top of the family car for a 12-hour drive from Boston to Ontario, and then was amazed to discover the terrified dog's excrement flowing down the windows. His reaction to what was clearly animal torture?

He hosed off the car.


Once again, loud and clear: Fuck Mitt Romney.

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:14 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:09 pm
by alex maiolo_Archive
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Vote Romney!


Yeah, not one bit of anti-mormon propaganda there...

Do you think the person who made this film was doing it as a public service or do you think they had an agenda?
Do you think these same people could make Hinduism and Buddhism look just as batshit crazy?
"They have HOW many gods? Now that's just insane! Can't talk anymore though, I'm off to eat Jesus' flesh and drink some of his blood."

Again I say, I don't get *any* of it. All religions are full of hard to believe stories that the followers have to take on faith. To me, they are all just stories though. Aesop's fables that teach lessons that might be worth paying attention to. However, nobody made a religion out of Aesop's work.

Romney sucks because he sucks, not because he's a Mormon. He sucks because he's pushy, arrogant, corrupt, judgemental, and acts like he's better than everyone else. Many of these things conflict Jesus' teachings, if I understand correctly.
I've heard him defend torture before, you know?

Nevertheless, voters won't stand for it for the same reasons they will believe that the cartoon I just watched is an *exact* representation of what Mormons believe.
And he will not be elected president because of that, and many other things.

-A

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:11 pm
by Minotaur029_Archive
Yeah, again, me no scared of Mitt.

But yeah...Alex...Huckabee got popular in a hurry, didn't he??? I was hoping the right-wingers wouldn't figure out who to turn to...

Huckabee is a total lightweight though...the Economist described some of his policy positions as "silly".

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:19 am
by fancyjamtime_Archive
I don't want to vote for anyone "of faith". Unfortunately, I don't have a choice. We basically live in a protestant Theocracy.

If his policies didn't suck so thoroughly, I'd be tempted to vote for the fucker just to mess with the christians. The problem is, right wing christians will tolerate silly religious ideas other than their own in order to push their agendas. No win.

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:43 pm
by Hexpane_Archive
This is a guy, after all, who put his Irish Setter Seamus in a cage on top of the family car for a 12-hour drive from Boston to Ontario, and then was amazed to discover the terrified dog's excrement flowing down the windows. His reaction to what was clearly animal torture?

He hosed off the car.


If that's true he should be cell mates w/ michael vick, or worse. What kind of police do NOT pull over someone w/ a dog on their roof?

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:26 am
by Antero_Archive
Actually, Bob, TIME "Man of the Year" doesn't necessarily indicate anything positive about the individual, as it designates significance and impact rather than virtue. The practice of viewing it as pure praise is recent, and restricted to people who have no idea what they're talking about.

Presidential Contender: Mitt Romney

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:28 am
by Antero_Archive
Rick Reuben wrote:The funny thing, Antero, is that you wouldn't be saying a word about Putin's human rights record if the vampirical gang still had clear paths to the cookie jar in Russia. If the NY/London network had better cooperation from the Kremlin, I bet you'd be singing songs about Putin.
Er, no, honestly. I'm more interested in freedom and the rule of law, as opposed to the equivocations of your hypocritical cryptofascist crusade.