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Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:25 pm
by kenoki_Archive
dane cook can be very funny once he gets going.

Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:03 pm
by kenoki_Archive
badcomrade, you are being a snob -- i mean, this guy ALWAYS annoys the shit out of me for the first 5 minutes, but then he'll usually say something funny and then i am interested. like the anecdote about how his wwII vet dad loves to sit and watch him play first shooter war games for like hours, then out of nowhere will like freak out and start pointing out a sniper and start giving commands like they are in the trenches themselves. anyway, gets lost in the description, but i still think this guy can be very, very funny once he relaxes.

Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:20 pm
by Glenn W Turner_Archive
BadComrade wrote:I'm more of a Bob Newhart guy... sorry.

I'll take "dry and witty" over "wacky and loud" any day of the week.


I'm with you! But I'm a Don Rickles, Dom Irrera guy.

Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:37 pm
by Steve V_Archive
The first time I heard Dane Cook, I laughed a couple of times, but for the most part he's a fucking dud.

Louis CK is one of the funniest men on the fucking planet. Airtight and incredibly funny. I saw Jim Norton a bit ago, and he was fucking hilarious.

Comedians of Comedy had me crying live.

Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:57 pm
by Boombats_Archive
I wasted valuable seconds of my life going to his website to learn the origin of that GODDAMN STUPID FUCKING HAND-SIGN THING. What a waste of urine that guy is. Here's the shitty explanation for his Anti-Horns.

Cheesy Douchebasket wrote:What is the SUperFInger:

"'I always wanted to have my very own symbol, something as identifiable as the Nike 'swoosh', the 'golden arches' of McDonald's, or the American Red 'Cross'."

The SUperFInger or SU-FI (pronounced Sue-Feye) Consists of raising the middle finger, ring finger, and thumb on the same hand while lowering (or curling) the index and pinky fingers.

As with many things in my life, what started out as a routine on stage became something that just took on a life of its own. The original joke performed at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood was about having to be so pissed off at someone that giving them the finger just wouldn't be enough, so you'd have to give them just a little bit extra--the SUperFinger (or the SU-FI if you're a bad ass M F).

While that may be the origin, what the SU-FI hand gesture and logo have become is extreme bluntness and honesty. It says I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying thanks for just bringing it honest, and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. It's not just a hand gesture or a sign, but it's what it stands for. If someone were to ask me what is so important to me about the SU-FI and how I relate to it, I'd have to say that whenever I see the SU-FI being displayed by people from all walks of life, and throughout the world it reminds me of just how lucky I am to have such amazing fans.

SUperFInger Entertainment:

The SUperFInger photos that I have received from fans all over the planet has been an inspiration to me. I formed SUperFInger Entertainment, a company that will bring all of my ideas to life.

That's the story of the SU-FI. Now here is my own SU-FI tale:

Some time ago I was driving down Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. To be honest I was driving way too fast because I was blasting Van Halen's 'Panama' and it was a fucking beautiful afternoon. This guy in a 1983 Ford Recall comes out of a side street without stopping, he sees me bombing straight at him and jams on his breaks, I do too and my car skids to a stop one inch from his shitbox. He yells "Slow down!" I threw him a SUperFInger and just held it, as I turned to blast by him. He threw the SUperFInger back at me and laughed! It was really cool. Whoever you were shit head driver, it was great to SU-FI with you. All is forgiven now.

Dane Cook


Dick.

Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:07 pm
by twobeatsoff_Archive
Dane Cook's earlier stuff has occasional funny bits in it. What I don't like is that he is so enormously popular when there are so many other better comedians to choose from (i.e. Mitch Hedberg, Bill Hicks, Patton Oswalt, etc).

And, after seeing the shit Cook stole practically verbatim any shred of amusement towards him I had is now basically null and void.

Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:56 pm
by holly golightly_Archive
He's not that funny. Of course, neither am I....but I don't do stand-up specials on Comedy Central to prove it. CRAP.

Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:04 pm
by John W_Archive
I did an image search just to see who the hell this guy was:

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Really?

I've never heard his comedy before.

Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:52 pm
by Antero_Archive
I remembered why I have waffles here.

There's a routine about attempting a robbery. It's rather funny.

Aside from that...

Comedian: Dane Cook

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:14 pm
by enframed_Archive
crap. i don't get why so many people think he's so funny.