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Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:31 am
by dansoderburg_Archive
Minotaur029 wrote:
dipshit jigaboo wrote:I traded pot for hard liquor a few months back. I don't regret it. Except for the lung issues that come with smoking anything, I feel healthier all around, sleep better, eat better, and am generally happier all around. I don't wake up feeling like I got hit by a truck, or having to flee to the toilet to puke anything up. I'm losing weight because I'm not drinking so many calories, and I just don't crave alcohol anymore. It's amazing the difference in the quality of life I have. It's also been a lot cheaper.

Basically, I don't feel like miserable depressed pile of crap anymore, and I'm not broke all the time. Fuck alcohol. Pot may lose it's novelty with me, eventually, but there's no way in hell I'm going back to abusing alcohol.

It would be hard to live without a beer or a glass of wine every now and then.



Ambiguous and/or misspoken like a true pothead. Salut!




i was going to say that sounded weird.

but i figured it was because i was high and/or drunk.

or something.

Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:48 am
by simmo_Archive
fiery jack wrote:Generally, I have a low opinion of people who venerate pot.

booze, all the way home.


Couldn't agree more.

Although, if you asked me a little over a decade ago, as a fifteen year old wannabe hippy who was contemplating getting dreadlocks.....

Am I glad I grew out of that one.

Mr Food wrote:Every pothead, on the other hand will chew your ear off at length telling you about how 'no-one has died because of pot' (always forgetting about all the gangs that gun each other down in the car parks of rest stops on the M4 over kilos of the shit), despite the fact that they can't get up in the morning, hold down a job, concentrate on a book for more than two pages, and generally don't have that great a social life.


Oh God, I was one of them! I remeber those days with such.... oh shit, actually I can't remember those days at all. Mercifully.

Plus, good alcohol tastes AMAZING. Fine beers? Wines? CHAMPAGNE, GODDAMNIT! The experience of smoking a "billy bad boy" simply cannot compare.

Mind you, without cannabis we would not have:

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And then where would we be?

Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke to-uh the riff-filled land
Drop…out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke to-uh the riff-filled land

Solo One

Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth
Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth

Creedsmen roll out across the dying dawn
Sacred Israel Holy Mountain Zion
Sun beams down on to the Sandsean reigns
Caravan migrates through deep sandscape

Lungsmen unearth the creed of Hasheeshian
Procession of the Weed-Priests to cross the sands
Desert Legion Smoke-Covenant is complete
Herb bails retied on to backs of beasts

Arise arise arise - The Son of the God of Israel
Jordan River flows on evermore
Bathe in glow of sunlight’s beating rays
They feel so lost and burned through our days

Stoner caravan emerge from sandsea
Earthling inserts to chalice the green cutchie
Groundation soul finds trust upon smoking hose
Assembled creedsmen rises prayer-filled smoke

Raise up seer’s Holy Prophecy
……………………………………. now feeds????????
Seed of Eden fall on…………………..????????
Onward caravan prepare new road

Weed-Priests ………??Smol-tent ??………… the right ?????
Judgement soon come to Mankind
Green Herbsmen serve rightful king
Hemp seed caravan carries

Solo Two

-Break-

The molten fire flowed up to-uh Zion
Flight of the Nazarene to seek the Cheribum
Rides out believer with the spliff aflame
Marijuanaut escapes earth to cultivate

Solo Three

Grow-Room is church temple of the new stoner breed
Chants Loud-Robed priest down on to the freedom seed
Burnt offering redeems – completes smoked deliverance
Caravans’ stoned deliverance
The caravan holds to Eastern Creed - Now smokes believer !

The Chronicle of the Sensimillian

Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke to-uh the riff-filled land
Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow-the-smoke-Jerusalem


Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:28 am
by dipshit jigaboo_Archive
Minotaur029 wrote:Ambiguous and/or misspoken like a true pothead. Salut!


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Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:48 am
by llllllllllllllllllllllll_Archive
Potheads are boring.

Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:57 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
llllllllllllllllllllllll wrote:Potheads are boring.


ah yes drunks are so exciting to be around

Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:09 am
by geiginni_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
llllllllllllllllllllllll wrote:Potheads are boring.


ah yes drunks are so exciting to be around


Heh, no shit.

"I'm gonna get idiot wasted, stumble around, hit on your girlfriend, and hoot and hollar. Then get belligerant and later all weepy and maudlin. Then further in the evening after eating some greasy shit, I'll barf on your shoes and pass out."

That's much more fun than sitting around listening to King Crimson and discussing world history or inventions, etc...

Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:07 am
by amybugbee_Archive
Medical Marijuana oh my!!!!

Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:47 pm
by anarchyinthebronx_Archive
Neither. I'll be content with my Marlboro reds.

Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:39 pm
by Hexpane_Archive
Drunks (especially irish drunks) are the most hateful people i've been around.

I've never met an irish drunk I didn't want to beat to a pulp.

I voted weed, cause most people who are high don't go out and bother others. When I was working my way through college etc.. Drunks were always making trouble in the pizza place I worked, I had to throw out quite a few.

and I hate the "drunk irish" pizza trick. Order food, get served, start eating, get angry when asked to pay, and run out of the store.

They never had the money to begin with, they spent their construction worker pay on whiskey at the irish bar across the street.

The stoner gang bangers who came in at night were very passive and spent most of the time making fun of their friends who would fuck up their orders cause they were so high.

"Huh? whats on it? whatever you put on it"
Ok so you want lettuce , tomato, pickles, onions may, hot?

"Naw dog, no potatoes on that"?
"HAH dumb ass you said potatoes on a steak and cheese sub, that dude aint got no potatoes back there!"

The only part that was annoying was if there was a huge line and the high gang bangers would take forever to place an order.

Even drunk chicks are annoying. Any drug that can make hot chicks annoying is bad IMO. It dries out their pussies too

Either-Or: Pot or Booze?

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:12 pm
by Steve V_Archive
anarchyinthebronx wrote:Neither. I'll be content with my Marlboro reds.


Unless you rip the filters off, you get no cool points cowpoke.

This old Southern gentleman fella comes into my work all the time, gets a coffee, and smokes 6 cigarettes before leaving. Every day. Rips the filters off of his Reds, smokes them until they're roached, then punches them out.

Nice guy.