Is there really no current joke thread? Well here's one I just made up, guaranteed hilarious:

So I was out for dinner and this guy at the next table kept bugging me about the architecture of Frank Lloyd Wright.

I said, "Cantilevers alone?"

. . .

All right, so you do better.

What kind of watch does a New York City traffic cop wear?
BUL-OVA

Why cannot a robot procreate?
They cum pewter.

I used to think chiropractors were a bunch of quacks until I had an appointment with one. Now I stand corrected.

(Old one here.)

What’s blue and tastes exactly like red paint?

Blue paint.

Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

A workmate came up with this one:

Q: What is the tallest building in Transylvania?
A: Vampire State Building.

Reportedly everyone he told it to whilst travelling in the States thought it was hilarious.

I made this up

Q: what do you get when you cross two Chicago metal musicians?

A: Lamont Sanford, you big dummy.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "five beers, please."

Q: Which one of King Arthur's knights designed the round table?

A: Circumference

numberthirty wrote: Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:22 pm Q: Which one of King Arthur's knights designed the round table?

A: Circumference

I didn't get this Bugs Bunny cartoon joke until years later...