indianapolis, summer 2001

young male audience member: do you ever play any rapeman songs?

steve: i don't know, do you dress up like your mom and fuck your dad?


nashville, summer 2004

random audience member: bob, why do you rock so hard?

bob: it's all the dairy.

Bastard Cock-asses Amass To Generate Gibberish.

i couldn't resist.

there are a lot of performers on this board and i was merely attempting a thoughtful discussion on musicians as artists and whether or not we're obligated to the expectations of our "viewers". i have nothing against BCATGG, that's why i didn't feel like it was worth mentioning, and i don't think oth...

faiz, the reason i didn't name names to begin with is because who did it is irrelevant. i'm posing a discussion on bands and false advertising. although, your explanation of the other band members absence fuels my point. i was assuming that they were short handed due to some last minute hiccup. the ...

last night i attended a show where only 2 of the usual 6 band members were present. they supplemented their performance with a mini disc player belting out pre-recorded bass, drums, keyboard and rhythm guitar. i know it can be argued that in most cases, all band members need to be present for a show...

sketch comedy like the days of old, with a hysterical contemporary twist that sometimes scares me. not crap.

rachel's: the sea and the bells. hands down.

mel

one of my most memorable celebrity encounters was with todd trainer at a shellac/dianogah show in indianapolis ~summer '01. the show was great and had one of the funniest question/answer sessions of all the shows i've been to. during that time, todd was selling some small works of art at the merchan...

give me a break. i used to appreciate this show for its ability to portray very universal experiences in an original way. i used to find this show as visually interesting as i did thematically. last night was total crap. it has turned from being shocking via the process of relating to the characters...

driving around is by far the best way to find any apartment in chicago. i've used most of the services available (apartment people, the reader, craigslist, and so on). those left me in an 18th month lease in a neighborhood i hated. i kept driving up to chicago weekend after weekend chasing down addr...