aldofarian wrote:My Grandma used to put her dong in the pudding at Christmas.

hIGH fIVE

Rimbaud III wrote:And you Antipodeans have the nerve to call us 'whingeing' poms!

He He. Magic!

B_M_L wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:[b]* a property where all the people who live in it are either severely mentally impaired...

Do you think being a New Zealander will qualify me for this exemption?! I want my council tax back!

Go into the council office. I'm sure they will be very receptive to the idea.

yeah it's basically what I expected here. dirty smelly expensive place full of assholes. my partner thought it would be different so it's harder for her to adjust. I think she thought she would move here and hang out with all these fashionable beautiful and trendy people or something. instead we ha...

I think they need that stuff they used to give to Mr T to get him on the plane in every few episodes. Child pornography? I can't recall the episode where they gave Mr T some child pornography to get on a plane. Which season was that? Anyway, can't really jest about this horrible man. I just hope he...

I'm currently listening to Gerry Rafferty's "City to City" and thoroughly enjoying it.

I really don't care how uncool it is. It sounds nice.

I'm rather enjoying reading the news every few hours. Looking at him try to wriggle his way out of returning to the UK. He has just been sent back from Hong Kong as they obviously don't think he's the leader of the gang. He also recovered from that "heart attack" pretty quickly which stopp...

totally insane advert. i stopped watching tv 4 months ago because i was too keen to taking to yelling at it like a retired person. boy what a mistake i made there. i sometimes take my lunch break in burghley park where they have deer. deer should not be sexy in any way unless you are a deer yoursel...

Damn it. Why does it seem that every website that has a good idea ends up getting stepped on by 'Big Bruv'?

I was really getting into those muxtapes

ok, so our real estate agent and land lord are fuckheads. our toilet doesn't flush (we have to flush it with a bucket) and now our shower doesn't work (although the bath does). we can't get in touch with the landlord and the real estate agent wont do anything without the landlords permission as the...