Wow, this turned out horribly.

I’m not one to apologize on the behalf of others, but… I’m sorry… I’m so very, very, very sorry.


Oh well, last post.


08 September 2004 – “…message boards are gay, but…â€

Yeah, what the hell is wrong with you morons? Are you too stupid for low-brow? ORIGINAL, BAD, UNFUNNY-YET-FUNNY JOKES. Jesus Christ, read the damn Louis CK page already... ----- For the Brits (and most native Canadians); you might want to skip this one, as both your cultures have proved their incapa...

My Bloody Valentine, The Band - Boring idle rockers? CRAP!

My Bloody Valentine, The Movie - Canadian teens getting axed to death by an enraged miner? NOT CRAP!

Even worse:

What do you call Eddie van Halen when he drops off 100 teddy bears to a hospital for sick children in his Winstar?

Teddy Van Carin’

With inspiration from Louis CK (http://www.louisck.com/bad_jokes.htm), let’s see who can come up with the funniest original “badâ€

who gives a flying fuck whether or not they live up to a "legacy"? Not me, I used the word sarcastically. But for a long time I assumed the bands themselves would, so as not to devalue the levels they might've reached or ended at. Fanboys will slobber at anything, no matter how trivial, mundane, or...

Portland has fake lesbians. Don't worry heterosexual males; they are still up for grabs if only: -You are overtly manly -You are overtly girly The only reasons why I like Portland: (we're talking about Portland, Oregon, right?) -Best coffee in the USA -Powell's -The fact that if you are not self-awa...

In my mind, the only time Sam Peckinpah would cry is on the toilet.

NOT CRAP!

The only time I could ever give credence on a band reforming (“On Reformingâ€

The last time was during one of those recent Wire tours, where Colin Newman and Bruce Gilbert were both sporting the same shirts that they were selling... That's funny. Seeing Colin and Bruce wear Wire t-shirts on the last tour was partly an inspiration for this poll. I (overtly) heckled them about...