That is utter bullshit. A "smart chick" wouldn't be fucking you the first time you meet her. WHAT???????????? I am totally baffled by this comment. Smart girls can do whatever they want, including fucking strangers. Why do you think if someone fucks around that makes them not smart? ALSO,...

that damned fly wrote:i remember being on the phone last night...

I drunk dialed my best friend last night. I do not remember what I said but I'm sure whatever it was, it was gold.

jimmy spako wrote:not crap if you are a member of zz top.

That's sam and dave. Get it right!

Saying thanks (or sorry) implies the enjoyment was not mutual. I would be weirded out by this, and would not do it.

I was going to die but I just got the Chop Suey / Hash Browns combo at the diner on California and Belmont. My life is salvaged... Seriously this is a real thing? This is the place that just says 'restaurant' on it? Holy crap. Me, Col P and Erawk got huevos y frijoles y cafe con leche at cafe con l...

Do something about your long, filthy hair It looks like a rat's nest Do something about your mullet Get out the hair clippers, jerk Cut the mullet Cut the mullet Cut the mullet Cut the mullet Get the rat's nest off your head Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull Take your ass to the barber shop ...

Question for Mandroid: What's your favorite song off In Utero?

My wife just called me and told me she's bringing home several types of animals she stalked and murdered on her trip back home this week. venison recipes, anyone? We could all probably research. What animals did she kill for consumption? All I know is venison so far, she said she'll show me the res...

I believe it. There are especially tall people. There are especially hairy people. Maybe there are especially tall hairy people. So what. http://static.flickr.com/44/120058859_72e2f6dfb7.jpg + http://www.wolfsongalaska.org/graphics/wolfman/Wolfman_gen200.gif

Pibroch,
Great cat. It's very disapproving.