It might help a bit if you try to pay attention to exactly how you are holding and playing your guitar , especially if you are excessively tensing up any of the muscles involved in the process .

I could handle the $25 , but I'm too lazy to drive to DC to catch them

shave your head and adorn your bald pate with Satanic tattoos

far too many beers have been spilled on my keyboard , but at least I do seem to have become adept at cleaning it

the rats scuttle from the sinking ship