Start dating his son or daughter.

That, or an upper-decker.

From a show in (I think) New Orleans, Steve to a drunk heckler:

"C'mon toothless cracker! Show us how you boil a hog down here!"

"I want our species to stop fighting and progress."

What? This is from a dude who slugged a guy over some shitty driving!

I'm saying let's not be flip about it. It's not "weird" in the "gosh, wow" way. It's a fucking atrocity.

This isn't a "weird sexual scenario" for Fuck's sake! This is "murder, rape, sodomy, sexual abuse and incest."

My God, can you imagine what that must have sounded like? "I don't think it will leave my mind for some time..." No shit.

From "Don't talk to the police" to "No police state whatsoever" to "'Secular Muslims?" to "...the slow fade-away of religion(s)..." you guys have just about covered it all.

Who needs a hug?

But why did he get kicked out of school? I mean, why did they show up to your dorm room in the first place? I suppose they just wanted to say hello...

Mary Timony sounds bored. I can't put it much better than wikipedia: "[Timony] was also known for her fairly husky, vibrato-less, monotone singing style"

And the music sounds...lazy.

Maybe the sum of all of this is appealing somehow somewhere, but it's not for me yet.

Poop.

Chicken soup = Jewish penicillen. Go for the soup! Liquids! Liquids!

Also, if you've been sick for a week it's probably doctor-time.