i did a little investigating

curious.
curious indeed.

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hogrot wrote:JACKPOT!

lolz'nhah!

edit: fuck, now i'm Andy Warhol.

yeah i was living in hoboken when i asked him for a show. he said he'd find us a slot but never followed up. I'm going to drop in again and give him a demo when we get our shit mastered. we'll get in there eventually, i know one of the bartenders who books there occasionally, i just wish it could be...

who do you fuck to get a maxwell's show? i've already sucked todd's dick and that didn't help.

it's not like my band sucks. what gives?

i love Love LOVE ezdrummer. perfect program for guitar/bass players who just want a quick, easy, USABLE looper with live kit sounds. no sequencing required. once you get it loaded into your multitracker (i use ableton) you can drag and drop loops into your tracks. easy as a drunk slut.

You won't get free tots at the Mastodon/Neurosis show so clearly this show is value-added.

++ trash bar ++
thursday, jan 24th
256 grand st williamsburg
$8
open bar 8-9!!!
FREE TOTS!
murdervan-8:30
9:30??
bottom bracket-10:30
jucifer-11:30

spamalicious,
shaun

the politics in the argument are moot, the point i'm reading is that bob predicted this way back.

there's a theory, forget what it's called, but it says our brains are fixated on eyes and faces. art history kind of proves it. looking up at the clouds on a clear day kind of proves it. we perceive eyes as symbolic, so yeah there is some connection to it on a spiritual level but there's no need to ...