In: Rubber dicks and polaroids.

I had a 23 cent pizza today. 23 cents?! I had to.

I'm reading the Sirens of Titan right now and am loving it. So, so good.

lemur68 wrote:A slut will fuck anyone. A bitch will fuck anyone but you.

Amen.

This show is even better while stoned. Mark Mothersbaugh is on it sometimes too.

lemur68 wrote:Pretty much the only thing to do in Ashland, isn't it.

Haha, it sure is. Are you familiar with this shithole of a town?

I'm the one in the Shellac shirt tripping my balls off eating Doritos.

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Uh...

I took 2 huge hits of this and held the smoke in for as long as I could. I immediately felt really hot and could feel sweat coming out of every pore on my body. I started laughing and laughing and then I looked at the carpet and saw that it was swirling and crawling all about...the wall was waving a...

Even massive amounts of marijuana could not help this movie. Fuck Shia LeBeouf.