Friends! Commies! Lovers! it is me, the Vince Clortho. I have returned here to the most egregious of all forums, to shamelessly promote my band Benjamin Trovato. Some of you that are still here may be curious to see what the Clortho has been up to, so feel free to pick it apart. www.myspace.com/benj...

Anyone hear from the Swede? I hear that there was some bad storm that flooded a shopping center in Raleigh. And we all know how much the Swede likes shopping centers! (and gay sex)

Aye, matey, i've been out of the game a long time! I've been doing accounting work for the natives off the coast of madagascar, counting their twigs and berries! Me whole operation failed when me entire crew of accountant slaves mutinied and kicked me in the lighthouse! then they pulled out the exte...

DEAREST STEVEN [STOP] DIFFICULTIES LISTENING TO YOUR RECORDINGS [STOP] OTHER ACCOUNTANTS ON VESSEL BOTHERED BY DYNAMICS [STOP] PLEASE EMPLOY COMPRESSOR LIBERALLY ON FUTURE RECORDINGS [STOP] REFERENCE MY SLIPKNOT CDS FOR THIS [STOP]

Rodabod wrote:Clortho?

Well I never.

Rowdy Roddy-

it is good to hear from you. As you may have heard, my beard was stuck in a lathe. I lived on pantyhose for six months.

how's shit?

what happened here? are the parents away on vacation?

DefinitelyNOTtheSWEDE wrote:I thought you might enjoy that.


Are they working you to hard at Crestusvus, or whatever it's calling itself now?

Seriously, they hate me. for serious.

seriously Steve, what are the compression settings for my balls?

hi. it looks like things have gone around the silly corner again, that is nice.

Not sure specifically about glasses, but if you go to a hobby store, you can get a type of plastic glue that melts the plastic for a bit and then can be reformed pretty solidly. Any place that sells plastic models should have it. agreed. That kind of glue that you mix together works wonders. I actu...