I taught a girl during one of my placements whose parents had onviously wanted to nam her after one of the favourite vaccuous socialite celebrties, but couldn't decide on which one. What did they go for? Paris-Peaches. That's right, this girl's first name was Paris-Peaches... I also heard of a man w...

I've actually been doing some sums to see if I can afford this.

I cannot afford this.

I'm a pretty mean mandolin player...if you can afford to fly me over...

Will there be recordings of this? There should be recordings of this...

Any chance I could crash on someone's floor the night of this? I have friends in the big smoke, but none of them will want to come to this... Will I even make it across from Cheltenham to London in time if I leave straight after school? Not likely... EDIT: Just checked term dates: I'm on holiday tha...

Found out today that my nickname at the private girls' school I've been at for my last placement is 'the wild thing'...not entirely sure why, but it sure as hell beats that various, unimaginative plays on my surname I had at the last place (Dodder, Doddy, Noddy etc.) Finish placement there tomorrow,...

enframed wrote:

lemur68 wrote:I think it's an apple corer. I do not know how I ended up with an apple corer.

i have one of these, peels and cores. it's brilliant.

I could invent that

Who told you about the Merkur Futur razor? How'd you get your learn on?

I'm not you, Tim, but maybe you read about it in this thread? That was what altered my shaving method forever...

I have lost my passport. My amplifier has returned from the boffins at the factory and it's still broken. Ooof, I hope you find it soon, or can replace it quickly. How many times have you sent that amp for repair? It seems like you're always sending an amp to a boffin, and the boffin does not do hi...