Last week at Stewart Lee, I went for a piss about ten minutes before the end and, since the gig wasn't quite over when I got back, decided to wait in the front bar rather than wade through the crowd again. There was one other person milling around. Should have known what to expect from the combinati...

"I am a unicorn."Winston Churchill

Carl wrote:Dr Fellatio wrote:Sludgehammer'Twas an early Karl Hendricks band.Damn. Thought it was too good not to have been coined already.

Sludgehammer

I've gone for a literary/cinematic theme. & the nominations are...Madams' OvariesFiesta Magazine Presents: The Son Also RisesThe Wives of OthersWangs of New YorkThe Glans That Rocks the CradleAssaulted on Precinct 13Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Man Juice in the HoodAbove th...

Honorable mention:28 Days Ejaculator