I'm lucky enough to have a painless back, but once in a while there's like a glitch in the matrix or something and I have a split second "twinge" of back pain, so I know it sucks. But it's usually on days I slept in a weird position all night... Anyway, try not to sleep contorted like a goon. It can...

rotbrain wrote:People who love 'reality' shows on TV. Get a life.I know this guy who takes pride in how logical he is--he's a hardcore atheist and he gets irrationally angry at people saying stuff like "pray for [whatever]" or "god bless"--but he totally takes reality TV at face value. He called me ...

"You know what the day after tomorrow is?""It's... your birthday!""Hmmm. Did you remember that on your own, or is it because I reminded you just now?"Fuck. I have to mention people's birthdays before their birthdays now to seem like I remember?

I'm one of those guys who looks for two unused spaces so I can just drive into the second one. It's because 1) I'm lazy, 2) I don't trust my motor skills when backing up.

Amazing there's still debate about their aesthetics. Satire can't get a whole lot more obvious.

Fake Vinyl Crackly Noises

Dr. Wowee

Naked Dildos

Twenty Year DivorceKony & FriendsSelf-Diagnosed Autistic

Can's one of the reasons I couldn't compile a top 10 if my life depended on it. Monster Movie, Tago Mago, Ege Bamyasi and Future Days might be the best run in rock music (or whatever).