I have a framed picture on my wall of Bukowski and Hunter S. hanging out at some shitty bar drinking together, makes me smile every time I walk by it...I can't imagine how fucked up those two got that night.

If you could please scan that and email it to me at nv at neur0 dot com, I would ...

I'm so sorry, but anyone who mentions Bukowski to me gets ignored. I appreciate Bukowski, but I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing him mentioned every goddamn time I make a reference to literature every fucking night. May I make a suggestion? JT Leroy. Augusten Burroughs. Goddamn Hunter S ...

A woman's perspective here....

Women are fucking crazy. We're all goddamn insane, and I feel so bad that you guys aren't gay because it's all a travesty. If you're in a solid relationship with a woman, it's even worse. I pity you.

In a nutshell...

If a woman sees in another woman something ...

I voted CRAP. In most cases, it's an invitation to get yourself anally raped and/or murdered. But, if I had a gun, that would be a different story.

With a gun, I would pick up hitchhikers, and if he started to do anything funny, I'd just whip out my gun and say, "Alrighty, bitch, here's how it ...

That was so cool, I might have actually had sex with you. Not as good as Criss Angel (aka the Mindfreak), but cool as fuck nonetheless

I'm desperately interested in learning how to levitate, and I'd like to think that it would be easy enough considering that I weigh nearly nothing. I just think ...

Whether or not this has already been said, I don't give a fuck. I love you guys, but I don't feel like reading your input on the subject, and I don't care if you give a fuck about mine.

The chances of you running into a good doctor are slim to none. I've been in therapy since second grade (no ...

I think it depends on how you define work. I've had plenty of hobbies that I loved, and as soon as I started doing them for a living, I hated them.

For example... loved shopping at Hot Topic (go ahead and say it, I'm a fucking poser), but when I became a manager there, I hated. I used to love ...

Marsupialized wrote:2 chicks sucking his dick...ok I do envy him

Is that two more than what you've got?

7. only sailor and whores get tattoos; your not a sailor or whore, are you?

I'm the latter.

I enjoy tattoos if there's something to be said about from where they came. My tattoos are markers of certain events or time periods. If I didn't have a story behind them, I'm sure I would regret them ...

Marsupialized wrote:Oh come now, that's just the angry prostitute in you rambling again...

I know! I really have to get that slut under control, or I'm going to start sucking Steve's dick like half of you before too much longer.