Recently I overheard a coworker telling another "You took my shit, I want it back." This ruined a great Lucinda Williams song for me.I don't like you anymore cause you took my shitI don't like you anymore cause you took my shitYou took my shit, I want it backYou took my shit, I want it backI'm gonna ...

I heard the most recent album by Julia Holter on a friend's recommendation and enjoyed it. So I looked up some live performance videos and found that Ms. Holter is also quite beautiful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy6KJr-49ZY

Knock, knock.Who's there?Aaaah.Aaaah who?Werewolves of London.

My love is like an Ambien roseThe more it sleeps, the more it grows

Ambien rose, Ambien roseZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

A man goes to a brothel and says I d like a hooker but I only have a dollar. The madam says œthat s ok, I have a dead hooker for you. œ She leads the man upstairs to the room and leaves him to take care of business. 10 minutes later, the man comes back downstairs and the madam asks: œhow was it? The ...

The maid in my apartment building asked me if I wanted to smoke a joint. I said no way, I can't stand high maintenance women.

A church service in the rural southern USA has just ended, and the parishioners are shaking hands with the preacher one by one as they leave. The preacher stops Bubba and says "Bubba, you look like the weight of the world is on your shoulders. What is wrong?" Bubba says "Preacher, it's my hearing. I ...

Bauhaus, in the middle of our streetJaneway wrote:"bella lugosi's dadim dad im dad im dad"bella lugosis dad was prob one of those hot dads, soft belly strong arms gentle hands and a soft, ive-been-around-sleeping-children" voice... ill bet the virginal brides file past his tomb

Boombats wrote:"Here come the Jetsons, one two three"It's all part of my panty seat