"The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand, you know what I mean."
- Spinal Tap, Big Bottom


Hi Ho.

It is said that Dave raised the chipmunks from birth with their testicles in tiny tubs of iced water to impart the distinct vocal quality that would bring them fame.

He was a visionary and was in it for the long haul.

cesb wrote:

Shaft wrote:Oh, my.

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Hi Ho.

It's good to see Orson Welles working again.

Is that Rosebud in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Hi Ho.

Oh, my.


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Hi Ho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCj3l0fI ... ed&search=

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Hi Ho.

loose stools
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Hi Ho

m.koren wrote:And brag about sleeping with a mother and daughter simultaneously in his autobiography 'Kiss and Tell'.

Ah. The ole double-douche. The hallmark of efficiency!

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Hi Ho.

Simmons. The douche adequately sized to cleanse ten-thousand vaginas. Ten-thousnad I say!
And sparkling.
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Hi Ho.

When I was a boy, I pooped once and it rolled down and out the leg of my pants.

Does that count as shit going down?
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-Shaft

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiKBoLXg5Cw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_VtqtxCHY

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-Shaft