Let me be the first to make a joke involving vague reference to bodily fluids, produced in satanic sex ritual, making their way into cookie batter.

Is THAT your joke?
I will add bodily fluids only upon request -- and for an extra $100

PS 'CLUB SATAN: The Witches' Sabbath' has been ...

Hey All,
Still trying to get outta town.
So here's the deal. I am offering to bake cookies for you in your home.

Check it out:
For $100 I will bake you 4 varieties - about 5 POUNDS of cookies.
This is great for the holidays. I can bake them all or put them in freezer ready tubes of glorious ...

Hey everybody!
So our trip A YEAR AT THE WHEEL is totlly fucked, but we are trying to make the best of it -- being vagabonds and all.
PLease check out the videos we have up and let me know what you think.
Are they good?
Is the website loading? I have heard some people are having trouble with it ...

Many of you are looking at this the wrong way. So you aren't a kid anymore - I was a teenager until I was 27 at least - I wrung that mother out! Now as I near 40 I could be freaking out, but why?
31 was bad, 35 was bad, I felt like "oh no I am not a kid anymore", but now I just turned 38 and I feel ...

32 -- you're a bunch of young punks!

Saw Alice in Chains open for some big metal tour.... A million years ago. All the other bands were old -- maybe Anthrax and Megadeth or something -- I'm old I get confused.
Alice in Chains got boo'ed. It was Great!
I was like their only fan then.

Hey everybody, we just posted this MAJOR MOTION PICTURE. Check it out and let me know what you think -- I KNOW what connoisseurs you all are.

• SEE MOVIE NOW: SHUNNED --- http://www.lulu.tv/?p=16373

• More A YEAR AT THE WHEEL info at http://www.ayearatthewheel.com

A YEAR AT THE WHEEL kicks off in Chicago on November 4th with a benefit for THE WEST MEMPHIS 3 at the EMPTY BOTTLE.

NOV 4
EMPTY BOTTLE
BANDS, ART AUCTION, WEIRDNESS, FUN!

Here's one for ya, perfect for this time of year.
Keep in mind, you are gonna need a BIG pan!

4-6 qts. popped popcorn
1 c. (2 sticks) butter
2 c. firmly packed brown sugar
1/2 c. light corn syrup
1 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. vanilla

Cooking Instructions:
Preheat oven to ...

Always liked this band - Seemed like they TRIED to be political, and to push the limits of pop music.

We may be able to fit one more band, and we are still looking for artists to donate a piece for the art show. Please contact me.
Thank You!