fuck Scooby Doo, just give me my £20 eh

FUCK ALL THIS. Middlesbrough are playing Sevilla in the European Cup Final tomorrow! http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b389/ShitJack/2003_0519Imagefootball0005.jpg No but they aren't are they, ma petite chapitre deux? They're playing in the UEFA cup final. It's a bit different. (Winky mocking face)...

i know not of this ship full of sneakers you speak off, Chapter my friend. there was a ship got caught on the rocks about 10 years ago, but that was full of outer mongolians, not trainers. i don't even think they owned trainers. we've also had a few whales washed up, but definatley not a few hundred...

i would form a band with you. then kill you, obviosuly. i'd get Derek Maunder in as replacement ;O)

not one to be controversial, but London doesn't know what real fish n chips is, from my experience. obviously i haven't been in them all, and dont think i have the one you mentioned Rambo, but usually it tastes like feet (God help you if ever the Parmo goes down your way). And whats with no scraps? ...

have i got corporal status now?

anyone who doesn't own Longpigs 'Sun Is Often Out' should go and buy it, amazing album, amazing band live. Richard Hawley though, from my 1 experience with the man is a miserable cunt. i got backstage many years ago ata longpigs gig, smoking weed n taking E's with the band, while he sat in the other...

can't win, ha..............like i'm trying Major, like i'm trying son. ffs......

ahh, so you're a carl fan more than pete would it be fair to say? i think thats part of my admiration for pete, cos he just says whats on his mind. more often than not its contradictary, and quite unfair, but always funny. on Kate Moss leaving him "the real reason is cos i cant buy her diamonds and ...

it was a joke kids, before you start all having babies about it, and i'll give you further ammo to call me nasty names, i haven't even heard no Bill Hicks. i bet he's not 'as good' as Les though, especially if he's doing his impressions of Mavis off Coronation Street. agreed?