You guys gotta try an original swiss cheese fondue (melted cheese in a pot that you eat with extra long forks that have pieces of bread stuck on it). Try gerber fondue for instance. Add some schnaps to it and there you go. For additional greatness, add some weed to the cheese. Be prepared for a two ...

I stopped smoking for 5 months about 2 years ago. All of a sudden I hated the smell of my clothes when I came home from the pubs. Then I started smoking again because Im an idiot. My girlfriend broke up because she hated to see me smoking and I was stupid enough to NOT quit (which means: she quit be...

galanter wrote:If they're all Lebanese how do they make babies and stuff?

You mean Lesbanese, not Lebanese.

Can someone explain what Duncan from the band "Snuff" meant, when he said the following on stage? "There's a couple o' pig's ears down the ole' battlecruiser" It just was totally out of any context. My favourite phrase is "dog's bolocks". Damn, I love how british englis...

I love it because it's not just a bunch of songs put together, it's a story. And because Vinnie's on it. I like jacking off to "stick it out". Im drunk.

watching a gary moore video from montreux jazz festival and smoking some weed. it's the blues stuff, not the hardrock stuff he did.

love that drummer, graham walker. waaaay laid back

Fistfuck Finland

Damn!! 1 minute after the match and those cunts are already driving their alfa romeos through town, honking and screaming. It's always the same with those crying and cheating pussys. Australia would have deserved to win, but what are you going to do with a ref like this? I hope, at least Switzerland...

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