I would relate my experiences to you, my friend, if I did not have the feeling that you would transmogrify my story into coal or oil which would later be used to fuel some hideously long and furious masturbation session. I'm sure there are websites out there which are specially designed to help you...

shit. im going to edit the topic now that you said that. i dont want advice, if i gave that impression it must have been on purpose as a joke. a good one no less.

I fucking KNOW i want to choke on life behind a drum set while a woman whom i've seen naked plays the bass. I've never played with a chick, let alone made sweet, excellent love to her afterwards or beforehand. The lady in Sonic Youth has excellent legs from what i can tell in pictures. Edited for co...

NOT CRAP seeing them live the first time was incredible because doug martsch looks NOTHING like how he sounds. that was definitely an excellent experience, very surreal. also NOT CRAP, seeing them the second time the total shock had not worn off at all. It was like a freak show seeing that face sing...

I thought that one record they had was cool... I don't remember the name of it now. It's the one with the cylinder that you place on the center of the record as it plays (I believe at 78 RPM, if memory serves corectly...). Then you listen to the record, hang a light bulb in the center of the tube, ...

Most people, I'm assuming, see anti-intellectualism as the province of uneducated reactionaries or religious zealots, but I've also known plenty of highly educated people who were anti-intellectual. For instance, plenty of poets see literary criticism as some kind of vulgar demystification of their...

I guess the problem is that somewhere along the line, the life of Jesus got co-opted by certain people who have replaced having any sort of moral depth or principles to their own existences with just reciting verses. Values and morality are such that I believe the individual must learn them for hims...

Its 11:30 on a friday night... NOT CRAP just kidding. CRAP. It makes you go bald. I've done it since before it was a fruitive act for me. It has made me antisocial (see above), neurotic and vain. Also while i smell bad the next day, i feel pathetic immediately. Next poll: Ass Beads Also, I have no p...

I can't help imagining urethral openings and frenulums hiding under those terrible toupees. here. dont waste that imagination on this http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j60/strongsilent/festive.jpg again, i voted NOT CRAP, but couldnt help myself. Consider this my Waffle Factor.

Not Crap.

Unless, are you GG Allin?

Then, Crap. All over your mom's face.