Worst. Kraftwerk gig. Ever.(joke unashamedly stolen from Twitter)

fantasmatical thorr wrote:I'm just wondering what kind of stuff I'm going to get up to to fill that downtime. I just cut my fringe to within an inch of my hairline.

I thought this was going to be about Yazz and the Plastic Population.

With the lifestyle he was leading down there, what kind of life could he possible have back in the England. Prison bitch. Yeah, I'm guessing there might be some kind of warrant for his arrest waiting for him there. Isn't that one of the reasons he moved to Viet Nam in the first place? I think the p...

This morning: put on socks, put on shoes. Felt something funny about my feet. Took off right shoe, took off right sock. Released beetle. Sought alternative sock.

(Can I have a quiet word alone with Sylvain, please?

Sylvain. Get out of the damn hospital already!

Thanks everyone. Carry on.)

I saw the one about East Anglia on Sunday and... meh. Which is a shame, because I love aerial photography, I have that Britain from above book that was produced for the millenium and six folders of old aerial photos of Leeds I saved from the bin at work. And in that regard, there was really very lit...

says Faris Rotter – real name, Faris Badwan Weird. I would have stuck with Bad-One. The cover, considered as important as the music it housed, was considered integral to the whole experience of owning an LP, to be studied in minute detail by the rock fan. I consider that more consideration should h...

On the subject of 'Nationalism Done Right / Patriotic Bullshit', the back page of the Daily Mail this morning describes 'Team GB' as "Victorious On Land And Sea".

Quick poll on whether DRC will be more angry about Leeds' inexplicable collapse at home to Oldham or the fact that he left Dean Ashton on the bench? Assuming it's Wheater and not Ashton who is going to get subbed for Hutton, that is. I can't be too upset about my opening in the LoS; substitutions d...