Yes, olive oil is overrated. Butter, on the other hand, is completely antiquated in terms of preparing hot food.

If you are the type of person that enjoys butter used in pastries, you are most likely fat and are mostly likely going to die young a la the fat guy from the Minutemen.

Solid-state Peavey guitar amps.

Yes, I would. And the whole world can know about it, for all I care.

I've been Kerbled to the point where I know not whether I shall ever post again on this fair forum. I've been called. I am just a gimmick, am I not? To summarize: Kerble rules, and everything else is diseased. Kerble is to this forum as Morrissey is to music. In my awesome rankings, Kerble is ranked...

And by you're, I meant your.

Hey, "Doctor" I-was-completely-wrong-about-SM57-being-Major-'cuz-the-truth-couldn't-be-any-farther-from-my-unfounded-allegation, you're mind just got completely blown, innit?

I can't not do a pedestrian job of mic-work on anything you put in front of me, bee-otches.

Hey, "Doctor" Kerble, thanks for the psyche eval that I get twice a week for a bone-fitty a pop, but I'm working through these issues . . . abandonment, Ted Bundy killed my aunt at FSU after some local "guards" dropped the ball (no pun intended, copyright Spud Webb), Gramps's unf...

I can't transmit with clarity things that I am . . . um . . . transmitting. And, NO!, I'm not "in" any cavities at the moment, you heathens/terrorists! You're either with me, or you're against me (or both, depending on the cavity and the situation, if you catch my meaning, innit . . aye) ....

What's with this faux-SM57 character? Are we going to stand for this sort of tomfoolery? You're either with us or you're against us, as far as I'm concerned.