You gotta be shittin' me! I was fixin' to ask ya'll if ya wanted me to wrench on that thing too. I could tell that it needed some new head gaskets. God damn that's just more scratch I ain't gonna be able to make now. If I find the little punk bitch that took your ride, I'll jam a fuckin' Arkansas to...

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Fuck yeah man! I'm gonna burn one down at 4:20 today to.

The fuckin' sun rises and sets man. Of course it revolves around the earth cause if the earth went around the sun then the fuckin' earth would rise and set.

if you do decide to go with the provocative rear opening, might I suggest another purchase while you are at it? $3.99 as well that's an entire evening of entertainment for under 10 bucks http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/7/9/0/0/1/webimg/16159505_o.jpg Analeaze Brand desensitation cream or lubricati...

Every fuckin' car on The Price Is Right has an engine block heater. What the fuck? Don't they film that show in southern California????

That shit is weird man!

I have picked up many a sweet ride from the police impound auctions. It is amazing how many people won't pay like two bones to get their car outta hock. Check out my new ride:

Rachi wrote:when i drink sake
i get a lazy eye

That's astounding.

How is that even possible?

Not crap buddy.

When I was a youngster I used to bury myself in the sand at the beach and then think about Jane Fonda until I'd get a chub on, then I'd have my cousin Carl run and tell a girl that if she went and sat on the magic mushroom growing in the sand that she would have a baby in nine months. The only thing...

It's hard tryin' to find a water pump for a 1970 VW Beetle.