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Re: Terms of Endearment

It’ll be 8 years with my exquisite woman this year, and still no term of endearment. Why am I so bad at this?

I know an old man named Charlie who calls his wife Ace. She really is an ace. Probably the best thing that ever happened to that guy.

Re: Get Your Bird On

The birds are partyin’ on this first morning of Spring. Golden-Cheek Warblers are back on the scene. There’s a Pyrrhuloxia within earshot, but I haven’t seen it yet.

“Down with empire. Up with Spring!” -Edward Abbey

Re: Duo: Angine de Poitrine

When I was 13 and starting to play in a band, my dad gave me a little talk about how to be successful in the music industry. He said “You’ve got to have a gimmick. Nobody will notice you if you don’t have a gimmick.” Remember that Kids In The Hall bit about Armada, and the dad says “As an owner of a ...

Re: Little Details from Your Day

My work uniform looks very similar to a border patrol uniform. The gas station I go to in the morning usually has construction and landscaping workers gassing up and buying breakfast tacos. Sometimes the store empties out pretty quickly when I walk in. I held the door open for a guy as he was ...

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