Never complains.

Plays fetch with the Roomba. Bridal registry listed on Resources tab of Boston Dynamics website. Can strip 4/0 AWG cable with her vulva. Honda ASIMO listed in phone contacts as "My Ex". Refers to the drill press in the garage as a "marital aid". Works at Guitar Center. Enjoys it.

Opus, a penguin, is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, the maverick scientist Bill the Cat.

Ack to the Future

After two male musicians witness a mob hit, they flee the Empire in an all-female band disguised as wampas but further complications set in.

Some Like it Hoth

Violence and mayhem ensue after I stumble upon a drug deal gone wrong and more than two million dollars in cash near the Rio Grande.

No Country for Old Me

A laid back Southern man is sentenced to two years in a hipster bar band, but refuses to perform.

Paul Newman in -
Cool Hand Uke

In the antebellum United States, Solomon Northup, a free black man from upstate New York, is abducted and sent to Belarus.

12 Years a Slav

Farmers from a quaint Norwegian village exploited by bandits hire a veteran samurai for protection, who gathers six other samurai to join him.

Sven Samurai

Anyone been following the Wizards of the Coast/Hasbro/OGL fiasco? Yowza. Eplain please. Whats happening, I'm out of the loop. Wizards made an unwise power grab that backfired. This blog post sums it up really well but there is a TON of coverage on it all over the youtubes, etc. https://pocgamer.com...

It's just too damn hot in this tank for anthropomorphic costumes...Brad Pitt stars in his most gripping role yet:

Furry