Now I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."

I submit for the court's perusal, Vanilla Ice's "Life is a Fantasy" Oh yea... In my dreams I 'vision myself at the ocean Beautiful girls rubbin' me down with some lotion Even though you know I flow as cold as an ice cube Let me tell you how it is to make love on an inner tube Floatin' on w...

True originals. Definitely NOT CRAP. I got this Sir Richard Bishop 7" which has him doing acoustic versions of a few songs from Torch of the Mystics, tis grand.