I'm afraid this is more for the English members. It's Delia Smith, one-time household name of cookery, being a drunk for Norwich City.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8JLkwzpd0

Jesus is pissed.

I have no clear favourite contestants yet. I'm glad that Nimma got eliminated, though I obviously would have liked to have seen Andrew's ass out of there instead. She seemed like a sweet person, which translates into "probably not a very good chef." The fact that she had to go meditate or...

I'm just viewing this now and... HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE A CHEF AND NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE DEEP DISH PIZZA WITH PRE-MADE DOUGH?!?!?! Did you people SEE how much dough that chick from NYC put in her pan? It was like she was planning on making a bread loaf in a skillet. Jesus. This surprised me too. Sp...

Why is Jeremy Beadle on the cover of all the papers today? I mean someone's died - how sad - but come on, He was Jeremy fucking Beadle! It's not like he found a cure for cancer or created great art or anything. He rotted minds. I can only hope the Doctor who told him he had Pneumonia just couldn't ...

I totally missed this part of the keynote: The Time Capsule. This is probably the best bang for the buck. 1 TB server-grade storage with a wireless router for $500? Sign me up! Totally worth it for a base station. If this also works with PCs, I'm in. Hmm yeah I wonder? I'd guess there wouldn't be P...

Popeye. You know, Popeye. He was a horrible, angry man who liked skinny birds. When he didn't get his way he ate spinach from the can (thinly veiled analogy for booze) and sorted things out with his fists, like some shantychav cunt. Gaaaawd bless'm. EDIT: Popeye's selfish pursuits for Olive often la...

I can't get over the fact that they didn't make a 12 or 13 inch mac book pro. They better fix that one. I'd buy a ten inch powerbook if they made one. Where did you hear this? I missed the first presentation, so I don't know what they showed. Getting rid of the old 12" Powerbooks was a mistake...

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Shellac wrote a song titled Power is my Cocklust?

It's Copper, dammit. Copper.

Seems to me that the singer for this band's vocal delivery and inspirations are as genuine as say... David Yow's. I don't feel the same way about the singer from US Maple. This surprises me; I've always thought, since I first heard Johnson's voice in Shorty and having seen US Maple live (only the o...