Q. How do you make your cock look bigger?

A. Put it in a baby's hand.

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So, f(x) = 4x - 7y + z walks into a bar and strolls up to the bar, and asks for a pint of Guinness.

Barman says, "Sorry, but we don't cater for functions in here"

Yeah that Rudd fella hit's em hard sure enough...In "Let There Be Rock",
the live in Paris 79 gig...You can see Phill Rudd change his snare drum twice (I think) in the first couple of songs.

Words eh? I use words quite regularly. They come in handy for speaking. esoteric demonstrative epistemologically Try this.... Epistemologically speaking, the esoteric nature of this experiment is demonstrative to a certain extent in so far as that one could prove beyond all reasonable doubt that alt...

I've had a few. The best I've come across was actually a steel tipped pick. It was particularly nice to use beacuase the base of the pick where you hold it was made of flexible plastic with perferations for grip sake. The advantage here is that you get that seel on steel sound with the feel of a sta...

Howayas I too desired that clangy almost overdriven-esque bass sound that had been sported by JL's Dave Simms and a similar sound sported by The Stranglers' JJ Burnell. I think he called it The Buzzsaw Bass Sound. There's a classic stranglers B-side called "Shut up" which features this sound heavily...

1. A really good shite after a fuckin great burrito - fajita - enchilada - taco 2. A bag of chips from Sylvio's chipper in Clondalkin - curry sauce optional 3. A pedal and crank, first thing in the morning - cleanup optional 4. AC/DC 5. ZZ Top 6. Farts that last longer than 8 seconds. 7. A bit of sk...

1. A really good shite after a fuckin great burrito - fajita - enchilada - taco 2. A bag of chips from Sylvio's chipper in Clondalkin - curry sauce optional 3. A pedal and crank, first thing in the morning - cleanup optional 4. AC/DC 5. ZZ Top 6. Farts that last longer than 8 seconds. 7. A bit of sk...

Ah yes, the old 'band name' thread.

How about,

The Leerjet Decompression Cult.

Choking Hazard

The Fucking Cunts - (I think the Fucking Champs could be the inspiration here)

The Genital Warthogs

Adult Hitler


I'm tired and hungry. See ya

AC/DC are playing a one off show to only 5000 fans in the Hammersmith Apollo (London) for the first time in 17 years, on Tuesday the 21st of October. Tickets were only £10. The same price they charged 17 years ago!!!! You have to admire that. The tickets sold out in 4 minutes. Did anyone else on her...

Yeah, but you got love Push me Again.