My PRF suffers the ailment known as "Clocker Bobitosis". The stench befouls all. The cure is not known.

I maintain my own spellbook.

Lord Maiolo, believe what thou will! But know this! Dwarves are a loathsome lot, and surely do employ these "cornrows" of the nether regions of which you speaketh. Know this as well! Laser is spelled not with a "z", but with an "s", and this "s" stands for &qu...

Yes, woman, congratulations on the anniversary of your entering this realm!

May the Medusa gaze on your man's loins!

Minstrels that I enjoy never disappear! Only the inept!

Madness! The proper curriculum was penned in the 14th and 15th centuries! Perchance the works of Sendivogius will suffice, but lo, even the 17th century is too old for your query! Students who don't read Latin? Folly! http://peter.haynes.iconz.co.nz/almostthere/wizard(animated).gif