I don't really play the guitar at all but somehow I manage to own three.

I have a Fender Crap..erm..strat...
A seagull acoustic that my parents bought me when I was fourteen and
A travis bean of some sort (bass) that my significant other gave me to play on

A motley crew if I do say so myself.

Superchunk at the Rave Bar in 1999. it wasn't until i saw them live that i realized for the first time: wow, i really hate Superchunk. what a patently redundant rock band! seriously, i can't believe people eat this shit up. it amazes me how many bands emulate them, and furthermore, how cocky they ...

we had a lot of stupid stuff written in the bathroom where I work. Most of it political.

we had your typical "your stupid" and "you shit too much" but we also, (maybe this was unique to this particular girls bathroom) had a venerable advice column going. The first one was "do you think its okay ...

Yay rah!

Congrats!

And milwaukee? 'Tis A-OK.

DrAwkward wrote:

redlights wrote:But I must either
A)Get a fake ID
or
B) Turn 21

Well, look, if you can't be bothered to warp time and space for my benefit then i have no use for you.

Well sooooorrrry. Its not my fault I keep going backwards and look like I'm sixteen.

Soon though, soon.

But I have rules:
I have to want to go. On my own, not with encouraging from anyone.
I can dance-a-dance-a-dance-a-dance.
I can leave whenever I want


Onopa on Thursday will enable you to exercise rule #2. However, i have just violated rule #1, so forget i said anything!

But I must ...

Anyways, I am very burnt out on shows. Before I met my significant other, I loved going to shows, bopping around and enjoying myself. After I met him, I no longer like going to shows, feel bored, and just want to go home. Here is what happened:

I used to go to shows for just myself and enjoy what ...

I collect etiquette books, read them carefully and know everything I am supposed to do.

Aren't there 20 different kinds of forks that are supposed to be used in different scenarios or something like that? Do you know how to use them all and when to use them?

I too collect Etiquette books and ...

redlights sez: I also use my fork funny,

Please elaborate on the funny use of the FORK. This is important stuff.

Maybe it's held backwards...

Well..From what I see, most Americans use their fork as a shovel with their right hand. Occasionally they stab something with it and wave it around to ...

I keep paper journals and have for the last several years. I don't often pull them up to reference them, but sometimes I do.

I have a certain one that says "red" on the cover, that a high school english teacher gave to me when I graduated. I wrote in in towards the end of my freshman year of ...