london heathrow airport: fuck off

baggage handlers what destroy my luggage: fuck off

baggage handlers what lose my luggage: fuck off

anyone who happens to pilfer through my luggage from the time it's checked, to the time i pull it off the baggage carousel, in the name of security: fuck off ...

My grandpa's visits to the hospital: Fuck Off

My drummer: Fuck Off

The glass of wine I cannot find: Fuck Off

Belmont: Fuck Off. Really. You are nothing but a twat.

My gut: Fuck Off.

Everyone who has let loose in this thread (with the exception of Belmont) Fuck Yeah!

The guy that plays drums ...

People who attend college for jazz: Fuck Off.

People that stop on entrance ramps: Fuck Off.

Old guy that's a third degree black belt and threatened to mop the floor with me: Fuck Off.

My wife's parents: Fuck Right Off.

Bar owners that owe me money: Fuck Off.