What's wrong with that sentence? Have you listened to Carlin? Most of his bits were hair splitting over the meaning of words, farts, and everyday things (like the meanings of words and farts). The reason those bits worked so well was that Carlin knew how to construct a bulletproof sentence when it ...

My ticket for his October show just showed up in the mail the other day.

Dammit.

There was a Rod Stewart song called "Infatuation" in the 80s, the chorus of which was the title yowled four times. Naturally this became "Ejaculation." Along the same lines, Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" is now called "Menstrual Eruption" 'round these parts...

It could be worse. They could have been Juggalos.

j_harvey wrote:Give Ian a year of waking up at all hours of the night to attend to the baby and he'll be ready for a nice long relaxing rock tour.

And a stiff drink.

I stumbled across this interview with James Young , lead guitarist for Styx. (Not something I normally seek out, I hasten to add.) I was thrilled by his assertion that "2007 was 'The Year of the Tea Bag' for Styx." He tries to act as if "tea bag" is a common slang term for Britis...

At some point, I transmogrified the chorus of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" into:

Here we are now, entertain us
Stick a pork chop in your anus

Anus Young

honeyisfunny wrote:Rock operas? Are you kidding me?.

Uh-oh. I've offended someone on the Internet.

Absolutely as bad, even worse, than TOD - a monied arse making life difficult for everyone around him from his crew to a simple maid in a hotel who had to clean up his and his bandmates mess night after night. Yeah, but the songs he played before smashing the guitar were better than TOD's. That giv...