This Memorial Day we take a solemn moment to pause, reflect, and salute the bravest men and women in our great country. Those who show unparalelled bravery, guts, and commitment to keep our Great Nation safe and secure. Of course I speak of the Great and Noble Men and Women of The Bush Administratio...

BEGIN TRANSCRIPT RUSH: I did my good deed of the week yesterday. I was playing golf yesterday morning at a course down here that's closing for the summer. It always closes on Mother's Day. It's Seminole. I shot a hell of a round. I shot an 85, so 42-43. But I was plus five on the par threes. If I co...

I've been with my girl for almost a year and she is REALLY fuckin hot. 5'3 90 lbs, flat stomach, nice legs, great face, all around SMOKIN hot, she'd make a killing as a stripper. Anyway her parents found out she's been throwing up after she eats, and she hardly ever eats. They made her go to a docto...

i need a broad that's got a bunch of babies - 31 (burbank) Reply to: anon-71828808@craigslist.org Date: 2007-05-05, 2:18AM CDT i am in SO much shit if i dont figure somethin out by saturday. my bitch ex-wife (she just divorced me right before she had our baby) went to her mom's funeral in Boston tue...

could you just imagine how much stuff from the White House is gonna have to be recovered from the pawn shops in D.C. if Obama is elected?

it would be embarrassing, that's all I'm saying.

I'm just saying, Obama IS half-colored.

do we REALLY need that stuff in the White House?

Bill Clinton was disgraceful and embarassing, but at least he was white.

Lord knows what kind of scandals the White House will endure if a half-colored Pres gets into office for 4 years.

well, Im just gonna come right out and say it, since none of you will:

Obama is half-colored so I'll have to vote for Gulianni unless Rush Limbaugh decides to run.

because, even on drugs: "Rush is Right".

asking these wussified, liberal, metrosexual sissies for advice on how to pick up chicks is as pointless as asking mexicans for advice on how to take a bath.

just save up a few bucks and get a hooker from Craigslist.

1 of these days i'm gonna have to learn how to go out and get drunk without getting blood everywhere.

the roller derby was pretty cool though. When that fatgirl wiped out and broke her arm i got a giant boner.

you people smoke too much dope.
ROOSEVELT bombed Nagasaki!

everyone knows that