I have never seen a tournament final like that, in any sport, in my entire life.

Division of Ryan

My girlfriend's mother was an attorney for years, and she once had a paralegal whom she hired as a favor to a friend who one day asked her how many 'R's are there in Chicago, which she pronounced "Chi-kawr-gr."

When I lived in Milwaukee, I researched real estate title with a guy named Tim. His name was Tim, but there were those who would call him... Tim.

It occurred to me just now that those Farmers Insurance commercials, where they show some outlandish chain of events that leads to a car getting fucked up, may very well be true. But if they are, it was only after a protracted nightmare of litigation from some poor bastard who sued Farmers after the...

Bill Buckner.Maybe the biggest indication that I have matured as a person and as someone who feels strongly about sports is that I no longer think about athletes who make mistakes the way I thought about Bill Buckner in 1986.

They had a 1% chance of making it to the Final at one point in late October. Liverpool's kind of a bogey team gor them, but I think they've got a good shot at it.

Division of Ryan

Urgent Care clinic that took my new health insurance card, effective January 1st, promptly billed my previous health insurance carrier, and then sent my account to their corporate collections department before I had even been notified by the previous carrier. Fuck right off and do your job.

travis k wrote:Fuck off head of housekeeping. I asked you why you made a certain Moronic decision that makes my job harder now and you tell me " because I chose to".Not a crumb of extra food will be placed on the housekeeping desk in 2019.I also like, "That's not a concern of yours," as an "answer" ...