KENNY: Realizing you are thirty, and received a "hicky" on your neck. JB: She's the same age, but you're 65. JW: Thirty years old and still can't master the vaccum, tisk. Now Kenny: Getting jumped for you candy on Halloween. (for my own sentimenal reasons, you may also including losing your favorit...

Hmm, I totally interpreted his post another way. I thought he was implying "how fast can you people throw?" If that was the case, I can't throw for crap--65 max and all over the place. If it was the other question, the human anatomy seems to be limited to throwing a projectile at speeds under 110 MP...

Thanks Stewie, G it is. I'm glad this'll work out because it wouldn't be cost effective to have to pay for Tivo and another phone bill (I say this now, we'll probably end up with a phone anyway...grrr). Brad: I can't put you straight, I think it's shady as hell. I think most people here look at it l...

Maurice wrote: just don't try to get married.

My mom had a dream once that she married Billy Joel. She didn't even know who he was, but weeks later she saw him on tv or something and was like "OMG, that's the guy I'm supposed to marry, who is he? Ewwww." Ewww.

horsewhip wrote:Kenny: Cutting yourself during shaving.

JB: Getting a nosebleed in the shower.
JW: Biting your tounge, hard.

Now Kenny: An atomic clock that can't receive signal from its location.

So no way to get Tivo to work with WEP, eh? I'm gonna be in the market for one this fall but I'm likely not going to have a (land) phone where I'm living the next three years. So it would have to be an internet thing. Is it possible to just plug a cat-5 into Mr. Tivo, or does it have to be wireless?...

I think Russ pretty much covered it, but I'd like to cite my setup last summer. Picture a table, outside, next to a hammock strung between two trees in a beautiful back yard. Imagine having the internet at your fingertips from this primo location. Wireless keyboards and mice only add to the enjoyment.

Self is great. In theory they're (he's) coming out with a new album soon. But Matt's too good for us losers in Murfreesboro these days. Spending all his time around LA... I remember thinking, "oh this is great, if I go to school in M'boro, I'll surely get to see a self show or two...." Nope. Beck is...

That's good. Still funny though, just not quite as much...

Not until after he speeds up Alpe D'huez on July 21st. CRAP