geiginni wrote:

Arson Smith wrote:

NerblyBear wrote:the urge to drop a couple major deuces

This needs its own name... I propose that henceforth this shall be known as either:

a) dropping a quad
b) dropping a 4-banger
c) (write-in candidate)

c) Logging Out

Jesus man, that's perfect

OK, so, in 1989 I come down with the Multiple Sclerosis (no, I swear this is going to get funny in a minute) The entire right side of my body...nothing. This is to include the urination and boner making as well as having stroke face. I was in intensive care, half paralyzed and unable to see clearly....

Adolescent Sex, You say that you "outgrew me". What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You were immature, loud, unrefined. My friends all fucking hated you. You cried. I listened. You tried too hard and alienated everyone. I never lost faith in you. In "Obscure Alternatives" you ...

Dear "Ha! Ha! Ha!",

Although no one understands our love, you still give me goosebumps.

Tell Midge to fuck right off by the way. Yes, I am still bitter.

Kisses...

Women have vaginas rather than penises and their bodies produce different hormones than ours do. This sometimes results in unexpected reactions to what we might consider straightforward questions or arguments. The difference between the genders has been well documented by novice comedians. For refer...

Would do it for the story.

[stalker]You don't have to be mentally ill to be obsessed with Kathy McCarty. I'm a huge Glass Eye fan..."Dead Dog's Eyeball" as well. Mmmm, Kathy... [/stalker] All kidding aside, she seems like good people. She had a great blog called "Magical Negro" that apparently only me and ...

Was recommended by someone who said "if you like A Clockwork Orange..." No. Reminds me more of "In Watermelon Sugar" by Richard Brautigan. It's been probably 20 years since I read it though. The main thing I remember was the "Punch and Pudy" show. I should read this aga...